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Part 2

Monday 29 November 2010

santa banta sms

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai… Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi… Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab.
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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
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