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Part 2

Thursday 16 December 2010

Santa Banta SMS | Text Messages

Santa Banta SMS | Text Messages

Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai… Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi… Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab.
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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..

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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTA Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
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Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess…! sochooo…….KYUNKI…..diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai….
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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai? Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
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In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step
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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & the famous “sastria Kaal”
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SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor – Thadani. 17th floor – Kriplani. 30th floor – Marjani.
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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
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SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn’t U follow them? SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
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Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu…|
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Sardar watching TV with Wife Wife “If Edison wouldn’t had invented Power, Wht would U have done?”Sardar”I would have watch TV with candle
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