Double Meaning SMS | Text Messages

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo…Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao…Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo…

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bite the neck gently chewq the breast softly soread the legs slowly suck the juice exitingly this is the way to eat tandori chicken

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A GIRL WENT TO UMBRAILA SHOP SHE ASKED TO REPAIR UMBRAILA HE SAID RAMOVE TOP PART SHE TOLD WHAT EVER DO WATER MUST NOT GO INSIDE…

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pakro usko kamar se or ghar le jao, uski gardan pakar ke apne qareeb lao, us ke honto se hont lagao or saari… coca cola pi jao brrrrrrrrrr

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insano k kandho pe insan ja rha tha,kafan me lipta ek arman ja rha tha,Jise mili thi bewfai pyar me.Wafa ki talash me wo shamshan ja rha tha

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It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naught

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If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don’t hesitate, JUST SLAP URSELF mistake aap ki hogi

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we sould talk about sex. Daughter: Sure mom, What do u want to know?..

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Touch it gently.Put ur finger inside.If hole is big put three fingers.Rub it up & down gently.that’s the right way of washing the glass

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DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI… POST WOMAN KYO NAHI… KYOKI WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI

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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR Buks & study

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WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE. PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE…

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kuch log rat ko ek baar karte hai , kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai, kech log sari ki sari raat karte hai, tab jaake kahi unka mobile charge

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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!

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Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3. Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho.

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